hi im kelsey and im very lame
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beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

donnacabonna:

is this a freakshow spoiler?

changoatx:

love

inspired by x

xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

compromisedanalintegrity:

thespiritfox:

We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish. 

& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves. 

See you in Valhalla my friend. 

Sail, Ragnar. Sail. 

you set your little girl’s dead fish on fire in front of her eyes this is incredible

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

sweetleaf04141993:

I say this all the time and people look at me like I’m unpatriotic

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

bobabobafett:

unexplained-events:

Oldest Mask

The oldest mask in the world, around 9000 years old.

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vegetableraptor asked: Shh yes it was a joke

OKAY THANK U

Anonymous asked: If I were your boyfriend I'd never let you go

cocrane:

FUCKING HELL

I hope tHIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNNY JB REFERENCE I DONT WANT TO SOUND LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT