hi im kelsey and im very lame
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katolilly asked: FRIENDLY REMINDER ilu mama bear heck ya ur so cute && wonderful and you have asserted ur authority so I know this is ur swamp hell ya ilu

IM LAUGHINA LOT ARE U OKAY KATHLEEN I LOVE U COME VISIT ME PLS AT MY SWAMP





theamazingmelody:

lifeonvega:

half-blood-witch:

greendaywhore:

brostorian:

purewhitesimplicity:

Okay so I high pitched 21 Guns and…

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I’M GOING TO Cry OMG

Phineas and Ferb: The Teen Years.

Perfect.

This is how I came to love this song.

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…This should not work as well as it does.

EARGASM

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

jackballs:

when you have to pretend that you like your haircut

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ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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nicedildo:

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my nudes

kimbras:

sadvaporwavebabe:

reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu

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MARIO’S PERSPECTIVE

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

ferpykins asked: What's your favorite thing someone else drew?

iguanamouth:

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definitely this