just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing
how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons
white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?
Celebrating the fact that I learned DPN usage by knitting a singular oversized mitten at my dear cousin yvgioh's house! It's purple but it's a mitten.
hey what’s up
It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon
the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide